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TRUMPETS Al Tissimo (direct trumpet), Father de Vane (old-time very first trumpet), Really Haitnen (first trumpet Finland) Willy Makit otherwise Kenny Makit (1st trumpet), Buster Bloodvessel (very first trumpet), Felix Quoted, Howie Spitz, Ames Toulouse, Chops O’Gonagen (or Lips O’ Gonagen), Ed Off, Rusty Piston, Buster Hinote, Diz Astor, Noah Amount
TROMBONES Hy Sign in,Slip Shod,Willie Let you know, Bjent Fall, Adolf Tune, Mosley Late, Scott Noslide (toward device trombone), Terry Billnoise, Moe Zaic, Justin Track, Lew Slips (trout trombone), Keith Myath, (toothless trout trombone)
Peggio – Manny Wong Kordz – Phil Allgaps – Hugo Tommy Lead (cello pub) – Sven Lightsarlo (Swedish keyboard bar) – Thelonious Gallintown (gay pianist)
SAXOPHONES Kenny See – head alto, Izzy Evident – head alto, Mosley Flat – 2nd alto, Les Build – next alto, Manny Notes – initial tenor, Mai-Lik – Chinese initially tenor, Reed Mylips – initially tenor, Otto Song – second tenor, Ron Secret – 2nd tenor, Lee Queen – 2nd tenor, Olaf Awhiskey – Swedish tenor, Mustafa Develop – Arabic tenor, Selmer Horn – broke tenor user, Seymour Butts – baritone, Rusty Tactics – baritone, Arthur Chorus – baritone, Ima Growler – baritone
Keyboards Ron Kords – Rex Yurears (stone guitar player) – Ian Gee & Rudy Mentry (people guitarists) – Kent Reed – Segovia Carpet (ancient guitar player) – Django Bells – Rock Enrol – Sten Gunn (Swedish material guitar player)
Electric guitar Phil Dinn – Wear Move – No-Tai-Ming (Vietnamese) – Owen Transportation (Welsh) – Tend to Traveling – Arturo Verciz (Southern area American) – Knut Shed (Danish) – Ching Increase (Chinese) – We.Q. Lowe